Thursday, December 30, 2010

The John Layfield Award - Best Gimmick Change of 2010

This award recognizes the change to a wrestler's on-air character (gimmick) that best resulted in improved performance. The award is named after John Layfield, whose change in gimmick from a cigar-smoking, beer-drinking, poker-playing bar brawler for hire (Bradshaw) to that of a rich, conservative businessman (JBL) resulted in a tremendous turnaround for his career; leading to a main event push and even a WWE Championship victory.

WINNER - CODY RHODES: 2nd GENERATION WRESTLER TO NARCISSISTIC GROOMING EXPERT

A week after Cody Rhodes was drafted to Smackdown, a poll conveniently appeared on WWE.com. The poll claimed that the WWE Divas had voted Cody Rhodes the most handsome Superstar in the WWE (For those wondering, Cena, Orton, Jericho and MVP rounded out the Top 5). Whether the survey was legitimate or not, WWE seized on the opportunity. That very week, Rhodes was bragging about the result on Smackdown, and he demanded that he be referred to as "Dashing" Cody Rhodes from that point on. Throughout the rest of the year, he continued to appear in sporadic backstage segments in which he gave the WWE Universe grooming tips (ranging from teeth to nose hair), so that he could bring us all "One step closer...to dashing!" Its the sort of silly wrestling gimmick that would fail 8 times out of 10, but Cody is talented enough to make it work. I enjoyed his performances, and he has cleverly used the "dashing" persona to tell a story in almost all his matches (pausing to stare into mirrors; throwing a fit when he gets hit in the face). I give him the win in this category. I just hope he realizes that he has to colour the campy narcissism of his character with some moments of seriousness and intensity. He currently feels like someone who's playing a part rather than someone who actually believes what he is saying (like Punk or Jericho make you feel). If he can incorporate that into his gimmick next year, he will be one step closer...to the main event.

1st RUNNER UP- ABYSS: INSECURE NEUROTIC MAN-CHILD TO PSYCHOTIC VIOLENT MONSTER

I actually feel like a less intelligent person for having written that ludicrous sentence. As over-the-top as Abyss sometimes goes with his current "monster" persona, it is still infinitely better than the monstrous manner in which he started 2010: fresh off "therapy" sessions with Dr. Stevie, groveling like a starstruck child in front of Hulk Hogan, panicking when things started to go wrong, and who can forget - gaining magic powers of strength and invincibility when presented with Hogan's WWE Hall of Fame Ring. Only in TNA. When Abyss turned heel following Slammiversary VIII, it was a huge relief. He added enough intensity into his promos to make him interesting again. Also, you have to admit his new attire (pictured) is great, even though it makes him look like something out of M. Night Shyamalan's The Village.

2nd RUNNER UP - JEFF JARRETT: SYMPATHETIC FOUNDER OF TNA TO MIXED MARTIAL ARTS WANNABE

This is a gimmick change that came very late in the year, and I even doubt it will last very long, but I couldn't resist throwing it in. When Jarrett turned heel and joined Immortal, he began a feud with Samoa Joe that saw a submission match between the two signed for Final Resolution. In the weeks leading up to the event, Jarrett began claiming that he was an MMA expert, demonstrating holds on local wrestlers and featuring in vignettes that saw him teaching karate to children. He then started the weekly "Double J MMA Challenge" where he offered $100,000 to anyone from the crowd who could beat him in an MMA match. These segments have been among the most entertaining on TNA television, and Jarrett has alternated his character very well between silly and serious, which is essential for the sort of role he is playing. For that, Jarrett gets my vote.

The Howard Finkel Award - Best Major Show of 2010

This award recognizes the best pay-per-view event or major show of the year, discounting weekly TV programming. The award is named after Howard Finkel, who came up with the name "Wrestlemania", the most biggest wrestling event in the world.

WINNER - WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

There would be something dangerously wrong with WWE if this weren't the top show of the year. While this may not rank very high on the all-time list of Wrestlemanias, it was a very good card that just about delivered. There were some disappointments - an underwhelming opener between Shomiz and Morrison/Truth, the messy Money in the Bank, the awful Hart-McMahon match and a dull Triple H-Sheamus encounter; however these were redeemed by two very strong world championship matches (Cena vs. Batista and Edge vs. Jericho). The real story of this Wrestlemania, though, was the fantastic main event- the Streak vs. Career match between The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels that, impossibly, managed to live up to the hype, and gave us what will be one of the most enduring Wrestlemania moments - the retirement of Mr. Wrestlemania himself.

1st RUNNER UP - TLC: TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS

This was the last PPV of the year for WWE, and they could hardly have done a better job in closing out the year. I'm not a big fan of the concept of having stipulation-themed pay-per-views as I think it dilutes the value of the gimmick matches. However one advantage of having a lot of similar matches on a card is that it leads to more careful booking and planning in order to make each match stand out. This was definitely the case with TLC- the finishes to each match were almost faultlessly booked, and it was evident WWE put a lot of thought into them. The in-ring action was also stellar- we got four very good matches: The IC Title Ladder match (Kingston vs. Swagger vs. Ziggler), the Tables matches (Natalya/Phoenix vs. Laycool and Orton vs. Miz for the WWE Title) and the TLC World Heavyweight Title match (Edge vs. Mysterio vs. Del Rio vs. Kane). Not to forget, a Match of the Year candidate- the #1 Contender's Ladder Match between John Morrison and Sheamus, which may yet prove to be Morrison's breakout performance. The only thing WWE got wrong was the main event (Cena vs. Barrett in a Chairs Match) which was a somewhat anti-climactic end to a fantastic all-round show.

2nd RUNNER UP - MONEY IN THE BANK

WWE decided to cash in (accidental pun) on the popular "Money in the Bank" ladder match concept from Wrestlemania, by giving it a whole pay-per-view. The company made up for the poor MITB match at Wrestlemania XXVI by delivering a tremendous show here. Both the RAW and Smackdown MITB matches were outstanding, even if the results were somewhat predictable. (The Miz and Kane emerged the respective winners). The two ladder matches were also punctuated by two very good world championship matches: John Cena vs. Sheamus inside a Steel Cage and Jack Swagger vs. Rey Mysterio. The latter ended with a nice bit of drama as Mysterio won, only to have Kane come out and successfully cash in the title shot he had won that very night. Overall one of the better pay-per-views of the year, with nice action and storytelling.

The Richard Blood Award - Best Babyface of 2010

This award recognizes the performers who have played the role of the hero or the good guy - the babyface, in wrestling parlance - the best, and have caused audiences to connect with them in this capacity. This award is named after Ricky Steamboat (Richard Blood), who wrestled his whole career as a face.

WINNER- JOHN CENA

Though many viewers, notably males above the age of 18 (myself included), find Cena's pure white, over-cheerful and sanitized superhero act annoying at times, the facts must be faced. No other babyface in world wrestling has the kind of connection that John Cena has with the crowd. Children and women in particular love him. The man is a merchandise-selling machine. The only wrestler who has earned more money for WWE through merchandise sales is Stone Cold Steve Austin. How valuable is such a performer? Consider this: WWE was so afraid of alienating fans and losing sales that they didn't even keep Cena off television for a single week after he was "fired" in the Nexus storyline. But to understand why Cena is worthy of this award, go on Youtube and view the insane reactions of children (and some adults) when he was forced to join the Nexus, and later during the firing angle. Case closed.

1st RUNNER UP - RANDY ORTON

Last year, it was hard to imagine that anyone could play a heel better than Randy Orton. This year, his character was essentially the same, and yet here is, inches away from ousting John Cena as the company's top face. What happened? Orton was so good at being bad that the fans desperately wanted to cheer him. WWE wisely decided to swim with the tide and turned him face in rivalries with Sheamus and Orton's own stable, Legacy. "The Viper" became intensely popular with the crowd, receiving reactions that rivaled and sometimes even dwarfed Cena's. At one point it seemed Orton had surpassed Cena in the pecking order, but Cena has regained some prominence in the later part of the year with the Barrett feud. Still, Orton embodies the modern babyface - the antihero who doesn't play to the crowd - better than anyone. Besides, nothing is close to being as awesome as the RKO.

2nd RUNNER UP - MR. ANDERSON

Much like Orton, Anderson's transformation into a babyface was dictated by the audience. In fact, the Impact Zone crowd loved his villainous rants so much that they proudly chanted "We're all assholes" after Anderson used the term to describe them. How could they not turn him after that? With his fantastic and unique style on his fantastic and unique microphone, Anderson is a riot to watch, and will continue to enthrall viewers. Anderson is one of the edgier babyfaces we have seen, and his success is further proof that the traditional see-no-evil type of hero is on his way out in today's wrestling scape.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Bret Hart Award - Best In-Ring Performer

This award discounts the entertainment aspect of sports entertainment, and recognizes the performer who displayed the best in-ring work. The winner of this award is someone who had the best workrate- someone who consistently delivered the best matches, and could be relied on to have a good match with just about anybody. Named after Bret "The Hitman" Hart, one of the best ever within the squared circle.

WINNER - JACK SWAGGER

Its hard to believe the person I'm naming best in-ring performer was jobbing to Santino Marella a couple of weeks before Wrestlemania. Swagger spent the first quarter of 2010 in lower midcard pugatory, but the biggest pay-per-view of the year was the flash point. Out of the blue, Swagger won the Money in the Bank Match, and they had him cash it in successfully less than a week later. It was an abrupt but overdue elevation for the All-American American, and since he cashed in for the World Heavyweight Title on Smackdown, he was moved to the Blue Show. The change of scenery worked wonders. Swagger has had a stellar year in the ring since Wrestlemania, putting on great matches with Chris Jericho, Edge, Rey Mysterio, MVP, Kaval, Kofi Kingston and a one-off with Randy Orton. He even got very decent matches out of the Big Show during their program together. He was wasted a little bit towards the later part of the year, but I believe he has been the most consistent performer in the ring. I hope to see him around the main event in 2011.

1st RUNNER UP - REY MYSTERIO

One of the all-time greats, 2010 was a good year for Rey Mysterio, one that saw wrestling's biggest little guy winning his second World Championship. His rivalries against CM Punk, Jack Swagger, Kane and Alberto Del Rio produced some very good matches, but that's not the only reason why Mysterio is rated really highly. What makes him special is that rare gift to work against even the biggest opponents, and produce matches that are both exciting and not completely unbelievable. He is one of the best at selling an opponent's offense and making it look real, while at the same time knowing how to use his own 'underdog' style of offense so that it doesn't look completely ridiculous. For someone whose talents are so dazzling and obvious, Mysterio is one of the most subtle performers on the roster, and indeed in the world. Remember the last time a crowd wasn't into a Mysterio match?


2nd RUNNER UP- DANIEL BRYAN

One of the best things to happen in WWE all year is the slow resurgence of independent wrestlers. With signings from Ring of Honour like Low Ki and Tyler Black, WWE is looking beyond its own developmental territories for young talent. At the forefront of the indy movement is Daniel Bryan. As Bryan Danielson, he has become popular on the Internet over the last few years as "The Best Wrestler in the World." He was hired by WWE last year, and finally made his TV debut as part of NXT Season One. Since this is an award for In-ring performance, I will not go into the pairing with the Miz, the Invasion, the tie-choking, or the release and re-hire. Bryan was the best Rookie skill-wise by miles on NXT, and after becoming a RAW Superstar, he has consistently delivered the best matches for the Red Brand. With WWE's toned down style, we will not get to see the full, awe-inspiring range of Bryan's talent (Youtube Bryan Danielson for that), but he gets my nod for 2nd Runner Up for the great matches he put on throughout NXT, and later his US Championship matches with The Miz, John Morrison, Ted Dibiase and Dolph Ziggler. I would not at all be surprised to see him win this next year.

The Fliehr/Lunde/Rogowski/Blanchard Award - Best Stable of 2010

WINNER - THE NEXUS
Almost every member of the Internet Wrestling Community loves to lament about how WWE bungled the potential of the storyline, but we have to admit, none of us even saw it coming. There can be little argument that the group of rookies who "invaded" Raw six months ago gave us our most compelling stable of the year. After the memorable debut night that saw them batter everything and everyone in sight, they went on to a hugely engrossing hostile takeover/invasion storyline that climaxed in the main event of Summerslam. The Nexus was a stroke of inspiration by WWE, and they ended up creating 8 potential stars in one shot, while giving us our most unpredictable storyline in months and months. The group has been kept fresh since then with several additions and deletions, and has ridden high on the fantastic presence and verbal skills of its leader, Wade Barrett, aided by clever booking by WWE. A long feud with John Cena looks apparent.

1st RUNNER UP - THE STRAIGHT EDGE SOCIETY
The release of Serena and the injury to Joey Mercury meant a premature end to what was the hottest ensemble act in wrestling before the Nexus came on the scene. If the SES hadn't folded so early, they might have even won this award. Nobody is better than CM Punk at drawing heat from live crowds, and the addition of three brainwashed, machine-like disciples to his gimmick was a brilliant touch. The Straight Edge Pledge segments were the most electric week in and week out while they lasted. The SES produced some epic promos and moments, the most memorable being Punk singing "Happy Birthday" to Rey Mysterio's daughter, one of the best heel performances ever.

2nd RUNNER UP - THE IMMORTAL/FORTUNE ALLIANCE

They more or less win this award by default, as their only competition was the pointless Ev2.0 and the obsolete Beautiful People. The alliance between Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff's Immortal, and Ric Flair's Fortune has produced some fun moments though. This is a stable that is still in its infancy, and will be one to watch in 2011. My main criticism of this group,
though, is its size. There are so many people in this Alliance that I couldn't even find one photo containing them all. It's members currently include Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Ric Flair, AJ Styles, Jeff Jarrett, Kazarian, James Storm, Robert Roode, Abyss, Rob Terry and Jeff Hardy. They recently dropped Matt Morgan and Doug Williams, but that's still eleven people. I can't even figure out if I've left someone out. I understand that TNA has to accomodate their large roster into two hours of television time, which does lead to some cramming. But it makes for messy viewing sometimes. Nevertheless, most members are quite talented, so while the quantity may be overwhelming, it comes with quality as well. A bit of trimming next year, or just more structured booking, and we could have a top-notch stable.



This award represents the group of wrestlers or "stable" who have performed best in the year. The award is named after perhaps the most celebrated stable in history, The Four Horsemen, which comprised Ric Flair (Richard Fliehr), Arn Anderson (Martin Lunde), Ole Anderson (Alan Rogowski) and Tully Blanchard.


Coming Soon - The 2010 Gorilla Awards

Granted, It has been seven months since the last post. And the zero followers of this blog have been frantically flooding my Inbox with pleas for my comeback. So I have decided to yield.

Coming soon, The 2010 Gorilla Awards, honouring the best and worst, the highs and lows, the peaks and valleys, the Jerichos and Khalis of the wrestling world (should I say Universe?) in 2010.

The categories, in alphabetical order are:

1. The Austin/McMahon Award – Best Feud

2. The Benoit/Guerrero Award – Best Moment

3. The Bret Hart Award – Best In-Ring Performer

4. The Brock Lesnar Award – Most Promising Wrestler

5. The Chris Benoit Award – Best Technical Wrestler

6. The Chris Irvine Award - Best Catchphrase

7. The Curt Hennig Award – Most Underrated

8. The Dalip Rana Award - Worst Wrestler

9. The Dwayne Johnson Award – Most Charismatic

10. The Eddie Guerrero Award – Retired/Injured/Late Wrestler who was Missed the Most

11. The Fliehr/Lunde/Rogowski/Blanchard Award - Best Stable

12. The Fred Ottman Award - Worst Gimmick

13. The Hart/Austin Award – Best Match

14. The Hector Guerrero Award - Biggest Letdown

15. The Henry/Young Award – Most Absurd/Unintentionally Funny Moment

16. The Howard Finkel Award - Best Major Show

17. The Jacobs/Levesque Award - Worst Feud

18. The Jim Ross Award – Best Announcer

19. The John Layfield Award – Best Gimmick Change

20. The Katie Vick Award – Storyline in Poorest Taste

21. The Keiichi Yamada Award - Best Wrestling Maneuver

22. The Kurt Angle Award – Best Debut Performer

23. The Mark Calaway Award - Best Gimmick

24. The Matt Cappotelli Award – Most Inspirational Wrestling Personality

25. The McMahon/Hart Award – Off-screen Story of the Year

26. The Michael Hickenbottom Award – Best All-round Wrestler

27. The Mick Foley Award - Best Spot

28. The Mike Adamle Award – Worst Announcer

29. The Morasca/Sullivan Award - Worst Match

30. The Oscar Gutierrez Award – Best High-Flier

31. The Patricia Stratigias Award - Best Female Wrestler

32. The Paul Heyman Award - Best Wrestling Show

33. The Paul Wight Award- Most Improved Wrestler

34. The Phil Brooks Award – Best Face/Heel Turn

35. The Richard Blood Award - Best Babyface

36. The Richard Fliehr Award - Best Promo

37. The Roderick Toombs Award – Best Performer on the Microphone

38. The Scott Hall Award - Most Embarrassing Wrestling Personality

39. The Smith/Billington Award – Best Tag Team

40. The Steve Austin Award – Biggest Star

41. The Ted Dibiase Award - Best Heel

42. The Terry Bollea Award – Most Overrated

43. The Vince McMahon Award – Best Non-Wrestling Performer

44. The Vince Russo Award - Worst Wrestling Show


A little excessive, you think? Well, Michaels quit at 44. So will I.